"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
this must suuuure help with the ladies...
- Thread starter speakeasy
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ace of Flames
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 11, 2006
- Messages
- 1,500
- Reaction score
- 16
What.... How.... Why? Why the hell would you need that? Or want that? You already have ears you dingbat!! I can see no advantages of this, not for him personally, and not even for science.
This is just dumb, that's what it is.
Anyway, gratz for 1,000 posts speakeasy. *busts out the cigars*
This is just dumb, that's what it is.
Anyway, gratz for 1,000 posts speakeasy. *busts out the cigars*
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
If there was ever a reason for god to destroy us all, it would be this.
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Master Don Juan
This guy is a deranged retard and should placed in an institution asap.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
:crackup:ChrizZ said:peacocking to the extreme...
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Master Don Juan
He's also using GGTW's "The Claw" technique... if you look at his hand.ChrizZ said:peacocking to the extreme...
I was gonna say that! LOL Great minds think alike!ChrizZ said:peacocking to the extreme...
The Sperminator
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 18, 2007
- Messages
- 490
- Reaction score
- 2
The guy should try and grow a penis on his forehead.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Epic fail!
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
The Sperminator said:The guy should try and grow a penis on his forehead.
:crackup: A whole new meaning to giving head.
D!ck Ramsey
Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 22, 2004
- Messages
- 158
- Reaction score
- 3
He should implant a penis on his shoulder and a vaginal opening by his ear and give a whole new meaning to "nodding off"