"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
this must suuuure help with the ladies...
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ace of Flames
Master Don Juan
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What.... How.... Why? Why the hell would you need that? Or want that? You already have ears you dingbat!! I can see no advantages of this, not for him personally, and not even for science.
This is just dumb, that's what it is.
Anyway, gratz for 1,000 posts speakeasy. *busts out the cigars*
This is just dumb, that's what it is.
Anyway, gratz for 1,000 posts speakeasy. *busts out the cigars*
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
If there was ever a reason for god to destroy us all, it would be this.
Play the Game
Master Don Juan
This guy is a deranged retard and should placed in an institution asap.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
:crackup:ChrizZ said:peacocking to the extreme...
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Master Don Juan
He's also using GGTW's "The Claw" technique... if you look at his hand.ChrizZ said:peacocking to the extreme...
I was gonna say that! LOL Great minds think alike!ChrizZ said:peacocking to the extreme...
The Sperminator
Senior Don Juan
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The guy should try and grow a penis on his forehead.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Epic fail!
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
The Sperminator said:The guy should try and grow a penis on his forehead.
:crackup: A whole new meaning to giving head.
D!ck Ramsey
Don Juan
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He should implant a penis on his shoulder and a vaginal opening by his ear and give a whole new meaning to "nodding off"