"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This little piggy went to market...

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College. Bio class. Auditorium style seating. Chick behind me put her feet on my chair, noticeably but not obtrusively. I turned around, eye contact, smile from both of us and I turned back around.
She was wearing flip flops. I tore a small piece of paper out and wrote on it...
"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home.
...Hi, I'm Scott, and I'm bored."

She laughed and small bit of writing back and forth ensued, but ended with me writing, "Stop distracting me in class"

Just thought I'd share.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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prairiedog24

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I usually add the ";)" next to a neg like that so she knows you're fooling around with her.

Great story though.
 
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and did you get her number after class? I'll be disappointed if you didn't.
 
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thats it?

what is this 3rd fking grade
 
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She laughed and small bit of writing back and forth ensued, but ended with me writing, "Stop distracting me in class"
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This was the perfect opportunity to get her number!!! You could have instead said "Stop distracting me in class; give me your number and you can distract me outside of class." or something to that effect.

Blown opportunity, but she could still be interested.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Oh ye of little faith.
I did get the number, but I had nothing in common with her so I forgot it.
 
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