"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This is why online/facebook game sucks! (halp!)

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This girl is a family friend of ours, she lives kinda far but in the following months she might move to my city and I want to be able to give her the warm welcome ;)

Anyways this morning she was at my house, I just flirted with her a bit, but then her and her dad must go so quickly just went and added each other on facebook (top that, I didnt shower just rolled out of bed unshaven and all lol) we were at the couch with our iphones out lmao

Anyways I emailed her at lunch

Me: Ei, number?
Her: :p

No idea how else to react/respond to this lol
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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shoulda got her number when she was in the room with you. be a man and message her to give you her number. Overcomplicating things smh
 
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Just respond with "?"

There's laconic and then there's unnecessarily short. Your first message should have been more along the lines of "hey, we got cut short yesterday, what's your # I'll text you". If you want her number that is, but really it's not necessary with Facebook. FB is enough contact (since most people have smartphones now) to set up a date.

PS. your title is misleading, it should be "I suck at online/facebook game" not "online/facebook game sucks". Some of us do well.
 
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muscleman said:
Just respond with "?"

There's laconic and then there's unnecessarily short. Your first message should have been more along the lines of "hey, we got cut short yesterday, what's your # I'll text you". If you want her number that is, but really it's not necessary with Facebook. FB is enough contact (since most people have smartphones now) to set up a date.

PS. your title is misleading, it should be "I suck at online/facebook game" not "online/facebook game sucks". Some of us do well.
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Worked like a charm!

me: ?
her: hey tell your folks thanks for the coffee, and dad extends his thanks as well :)
me: only if u give me ur number first
her: lol 123456789


I gotta learn this thing lol Its not as comfortable, or good as gaming someone face to face, I cannot showcase my aloofness nor can I kino and whatnot :down: nor can I talk my way out of my ahem! physical imperfections (aesthetically speaking)
 
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