"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun

MatureDJ

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For the umpteenth time, I was watching clips from the movie "Full Metal Jacket." There is a scene in which the drill instructor, Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, leads the recruits in a ritualistic exercise of learning the difference between a Marine's rifle and his "gun". This got me thinking.

There are many conceptual similarities between the rifle and the penis. Both are basically long tubes with a propelling mechanism that ejects material that is meant to reach its target to achieve success (military or sexual.) And similarly, the soldier is simply an expendable pawn in the greater battle, much like the sperm cell is procreation.

This duality of ultimate expression of maleness - to kill and to fûck - was seen most glaringly in the sad story of the nerd that killed the women in the sports club. His inability to achieve conquest with women drove him to achieve conquest in killing. And the same psychology underlies the high level of militancy in the Moslem world, in which highly frustrated males (because of the polygyny of that culture) are eager to be a soldier for jihad (especially when they think they will get those sexy 72 virgins.)

In other mammalian species, it is common for males to fight to achieve the alpha status and have access to the females. Obviously this duality is well ingrained in the psyche.

What do you think?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Rifle shoots love

penetrates from far above

hate never does win

[/fukked up haiku]
 

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This is food for bioevolutional thought. We haven't been out of the woods that long, I've been known to say.

Indeed, a Marine refering to his rifle as a "gun" is a mistake made only once.
 
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