"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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THIS IS HUMOR ! dont shoot me

boulepiquante

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hey guys
every1 is on about ****y and funny !! yet it seems to me what is lacking in those posts is precisely HUMOR!

you must try and try to be act and speak like JAMES BOND

acting LIKE james BOND
sure i m not asking you to cross a river infested with crocodiles ! you can if you want !! but that would be pointless as the girl is actually lying naked in her garden

BEING
i m not asking you to buy a tuxedo especially when you are on the beach with this girl and you ll get a very wet tuxedo! if you go for a swim as you are a bit too shy to show off your somewhat flabby body ( i am not talking my body !! i am talking about yours DINGLEBERRY!)

SPEAKING
****y and funny !! that s the key!!
buy sir james s movies and learn to talk like him and learn about the art of exchanging pleasantries
a typical dialogue
ME ( alias JAMES BOND )
"do you come here often"
HER as often as i can
ME " do you mean you are trying to get away from your husband"?
HER i m trying to get away from you
ME "may i introduce myself ?my name is BOND JAMES BOND
i am a pLumber( plumbing can be sexy especially if the customer is sexy has great tits and a short skirt )
HER BOND it s a well known name is it noT,?
ME possible i ve been a plumber in this village for 25 years

ok it s an old joke but as you can see it works in any situation if adequately placed
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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serial_kisser

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this is aweful conversation........jeeeeees...........first of all.never ask a girl if she come here often.......this is just a wuss.....jeeees.
 
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