"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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THIS IS HUMOR ! dont shoot me

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hey guys
every1 is on about ****y and funny !! yet it seems to me what is lacking in those posts is precisely HUMOR!

you must try and try to be act and speak like JAMES BOND

acting LIKE james BOND
sure i m not asking you to cross a river infested with crocodiles ! you can if you want !! but that would be pointless as the girl is actually lying naked in her garden

BEING
i m not asking you to buy a tuxedo especially when you are on the beach with this girl and you ll get a very wet tuxedo! if you go for a swim as you are a bit too shy to show off your somewhat flabby body ( i am not talking my body !! i am talking about yours DINGLEBERRY!)

SPEAKING
****y and funny !! that s the key!!
buy sir james s movies and learn to talk like him and learn about the art of exchanging pleasantries
a typical dialogue
ME ( alias JAMES BOND )
"do you come here often"
HER as often as i can
ME " do you mean you are trying to get away from your husband"?
HER i m trying to get away from you
ME "may i introduce myself ?my name is BOND JAMES BOND
i am a pLumber( plumbing can be sexy especially if the customer is sexy has great tits and a short skirt )
HER BOND it s a well known name is it noT,?
ME possible i ve been a plumber in this village for 25 years

ok it s an old joke but as you can see it works in any situation if adequately placed
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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this is aweful conversation........jeeeeees...........first of all.never ask a girl if she come here often.......this is just a wuss.....jeeees.
 
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