"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This is how the elite will kill us

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Die Hard

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No man, the elite has made a deal with extraterrestrials to wipe us out, didn't you know?

Seriously, you're becoming a looney and need to stop reading all this conspiracy theory bullsh!t.
 

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Die Hard said:
No man, the elite has made a deal with extraterrestrials to wipe us out, didn't you know?

Seriously, you're a looney and need to stop reading al this conspiracy theory bullsh!t.
I quoted a news story

but if that hurts your feelings maybe you should kill yourself fag hard

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Yes, you linked to a new story. THEN you went on to make looney comments about it. The way you just tried to act like you didn't make any comments about it, shows how fvcked in the head you are...
 

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don't cry fag hard :cry:


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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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don't worry about me, Burritos...
 

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cry moar fag hard :crackup:
 

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That story quoted the CDC, a huge behemoth of an international agency if there ever was one.

Now there's two possibilities for this:

1) Some guy at the CDC found a few germs and is crying bloody murder so they'll have an excuse to expand their budget and influence

2) It's a secret plot that they're using to kill us all
 

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I'm not going to panic every time the media or the CDC brings out another virus to scare us with. But I'm not going to sit here and happily trust that the elite have all our best interests at heart either.
 
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I'm not going to panic every time the media or the CDC brings out another virus to scare us with. But I'm not going to sit here and happily trust that the elite have all our best interests at heart either.
This.

It's always something with the media, man. They constantly find ways to scare the masses. If you believed it all, you'd think that we humans are helpless creatures just a moment away from contracting some disease; we're just one product away from getting cancer. I'm not saying you won't get cancer. Hell, you probably will, but there's no point in going through life worried about it.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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taiyuu_otoko said:
That story quoted the CDC, a huge behemoth of an international agency if there ever was one.

Now there's two possibilities for this:

1) Some guy at the CDC found a few germs and is crying bloody murder so they'll have an excuse to expand their budget and influence

2) It's a secret plot that they're using to kill us all
Specifically this is done in the scientific community. The importance of work is greatly exaggerated in order to get more funding. Every lab does it.

"Discovers a new random interaction of a known protein" ---> "Potential weakness in cancer pathway identified"
 

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taiyuu_otoko said:
That story quoted the CDC, a huge behemoth of an international agency if there ever was one.

Now there's two possibilities for this:

1) Some guy at the CDC found a few germs and is crying bloody murder so they'll have an excuse to expand their budget and influence

2) It's a secret plot that they're using to kill us all
Why not both? I mean, they had flu shots that were fake...why not make more problems...? I'll search for links later
 
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