"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
This is hilarious
- Thread starter MatureDJ
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Augustus_McCrae
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It is Very funny. However, note the narrative of a woman supporting her husband then he fvcks her over and leaves her for a younger woman.
Also, dad is such an idiot that he doesn’t realize that getting with his daughters friend would be abhorrent to her.
So, funny yes, but another example of media presenting men as uncaring and stupid.
-Augustus-
Wow, are they bombing men out to be some real pieces of sh*t or what? Anyone else think that black dude's wife looked like Michael obummer? I know, I know, it's just a joke. Funny how they go on and on over the same jokes, targeting the same groups of people. It's almost like it's propaganda, nah, they're just trying to be funny with the same recycled material, over, and over, and over, and over and over again. Hmmm, sounds like propaganda to me.
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I thought it was funny. You can't deny that men prefer younger women. That's one of the most common themes on this forum.
And it's not only about looks, guys complain that older women have been spoiled by riding the carousel or by being alpha widowed.