"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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SuperMan_Wuss

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When do you guys think is a good time to fart arround a woman? after marriage? When you are comfortable enough?
personally I wouldnt ever, but I am not married, so... what do you think?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you can't fart around your wife you have problems

what happened to being yourself? You are supposed to feel completely comfortable around your life partner. If you can't do something as meaningless as fart there are probably other more important things you are not showing about yourself.

If my wife ran out of the room to fart I'd think she's messed up
 
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Let her decide when is the 1st time. Once she farts once infront of you... thats implied consent that you can fart now infront of her and she won't be offended. Once your married though, all bets are off and you can fart your a$$ off.
 
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re:

Once I asked my bro (he's getting married in August) how he knew his fiance was 'the one'.
He said, "When I farted in front of her and she didn't leave, I knew she was the one for me."
Sounds like a country song.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I fart around women all the time, most find it amusing. I just try to do it in a funny manner, such as if I'm standing I'll bend over and grab both my ankles and let one rip.
 
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Originally posted by SparkleMotion
I fart around women all the time, most find it amusing. I just try to do it in a funny manner, such as if I'm standing I'll bend over and grab both my ankles and let one rip.
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Thats so damn funny
 
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