"Blank Mind on Dates? She's Dropping Hints You Keep Missing"

The plates get cleared and the silence lands like a brick. You can feel her waiting. Your brain offers up your commute, your job, the weather — topics that have ended more second dates than bad breath.

Here's what most guys never learn: women hand out free conversational material all night long. Tiny clues about what they actually want to discuss. Catch them and you never run out of things to say — because she's telling you what to say next.

Rule 4 of the "22 Rules" trains your ear to catch every single one.

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This is a funny question that just came to me.

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SuperMan_Wuss

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When do you guys think is a good time to fart arround a woman? after marriage? When you are comfortable enough?
personally I wouldnt ever, but I am not married, so... what do you think?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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If you can't fart around your wife you have problems

what happened to being yourself? You are supposed to feel completely comfortable around your life partner. If you can't do something as meaningless as fart there are probably other more important things you are not showing about yourself.

If my wife ran out of the room to fart I'd think she's messed up
 
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Let her decide when is the 1st time. Once she farts once infront of you... thats implied consent that you can fart now infront of her and she won't be offended. Once your married though, all bets are off and you can fart your a$$ off.
 
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re:

Once I asked my bro (he's getting married in August) how he knew his fiance was 'the one'.
He said, "When I farted in front of her and she didn't leave, I knew she was the one for me."
Sounds like a country song.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I fart around women all the time, most find it amusing. I just try to do it in a funny manner, such as if I'm standing I'll bend over and grab both my ankles and let one rip.
 
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Originally posted by SparkleMotion
I fart around women all the time, most find it amusing. I just try to do it in a funny manner, such as if I'm standing I'll bend over and grab both my ankles and let one rip.
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Thats so damn funny
 
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