MatureDJ
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
This is a beautiful example of being a DJ!
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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It's pretty clever even if it was from a MASH episode. However I hate to be the devils advocate (I really do) but joining the military in 2013 to serve this politically correct, culturally marxist, leftoid police state in that fem-pandering PC joke means your kind of undoing any claim to alfatude.MatureDJ said:
Have you seen the state of the current military and the environment therein? It's teetering between sad and hilarious. The hilarious part is giving femcvnts all access passes and every zombie nodding and smiling like a fvckin idiot as they run roughshod through the system wasting resources, time and lives. All to appease some useless cheetos stained hairy lipped fat fvck cvnt as she finishes double clicking her mouse every night, the unnaturally large testosterone soaked cl!t. All because before turning off the bedside lamp she can say to herself "You know what? Women really are as capable as men".
Then you have the sad part...
Just saying.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Have you seen the state of the current military and the environment therein?
Have you seen the state of the job market? Young people join the service because it beats working at Wal-Mart.
Have you seen the state of the job market? Young people join the service because it beats working at Wal-Mart.