MatureDJ
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
This is a beautiful example of being a DJ!
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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It's pretty clever even if it was from a MASH episode. However I hate to be the devils advocate (I really do) but joining the military in 2013 to serve this politically correct, culturally marxist, leftoid police state in that fem-pandering PC joke means your kind of undoing any claim to alfatude.MatureDJ said:
Have you seen the state of the current military and the environment therein? It's teetering between sad and hilarious. The hilarious part is giving femcvnts all access passes and every zombie nodding and smiling like a fvckin idiot as they run roughshod through the system wasting resources, time and lives. All to appease some useless cheetos stained hairy lipped fat fvck cvnt as she finishes double clicking her mouse every night, the unnaturally large testosterone soaked cl!t. All because before turning off the bedside lamp she can say to herself "You know what? Women really are as capable as men".
Then you have the sad part...
Just saying.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Have you seen the state of the current military and the environment therein?
Have you seen the state of the job market? Young people join the service because it beats working at Wal-Mart.
Have you seen the state of the job market? Young people join the service because it beats working at Wal-Mart.