"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This is a beautiful example of being a DJ!

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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MatureDJ said:
It's pretty clever even if it was from a MASH episode. However I hate to be the devils advocate (I really do) but joining the military in 2013 to serve this politically correct, culturally marxist, leftoid police state in that fem-pandering PC joke means your kind of undoing any claim to alfatude.

Have you seen the state of the current military and the environment therein? It's teetering between sad and hilarious. The hilarious part is giving femcvnts all access passes and every zombie nodding and smiling like a fvckin idiot as they run roughshod through the system wasting resources, time and lives. All to appease some useless cheetos stained hairy lipped fat fvck cvnt as she finishes double clicking her mouse every night, the unnaturally large testosterone soaked cl!t. All because before turning off the bedside lamp she can say to herself "You know what? Women really are as capable as men".

Then you have the sad part...

Just saying.
 

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Yeah, that's from M*A*S*H. I agree it's a clever story.
But being a DJ is about pretending you have 24 girlfriends when you really don't?
 

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Have you seen the state of the current military and the environment therein?

Have you seen the state of the job market? Young people join the service because it beats working at Wal-Mart.
 
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