**** this life. I hate the ****ing feelings i have for this girl. She ****ing played me since i started talking to her. I did all the wussy things a nice guy would. and now no way to take it back . after the knowledge i received from DJS AS yALLL. **** i want her bad and no way to get her. She has a boyfriend and waht can i do gain her nothing,. **** You All:rockon:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
**** this ****ing life..
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
MooseGod
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well **** you too and have a nice day. :flowers:
seriously though? next her. Save the feelings for a cheesy hallmark card.
EDIT: Just remembered something my friend's dad told me that might be a useful insight: Women are like buses, ya miss one, just catch the next one that comes along.
seriously though? next her. Save the feelings for a cheesy hallmark card.
EDIT: Just remembered something my friend's dad told me that might be a useful insight: Women are like buses, ya miss one, just catch the next one that comes along.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
heh heh yeah man i seen the moviePotbelly said:Anikan bro don't turn to the dark side. Trust me on this one.
Fag
Hey Faget Senior DJ What the **** Do you Mean i dont believe u sut your fagget ass up and teach me how to how to get this ***** on my donk.:yes:milrenkb said:I don't believe you.
haa haa haa.Anikan said:Hey Faget Senior DJ What the **** Do you Mean i dont believe u sut your fagget ass up and teach me how to how to get this ***** on my donk.
killa bro. killa.
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Bro, try to keep it mellow here, or everyone is gonna realize your 14 years old or something. Instead of getting reactive, why not just ask, "why dont you believe me?" 5 posts and your already on the way to getting banned.Anikan said:Hey Faget Senior DJ What the **** Do you Mean i dont believe u sut your fagget ass up and teach me how to how to get this ***** on my donk.:yes:
Its alright Dongfu, the guys just messing around. Let him have his fun. If it gets out of control the mods will just ban him.Dongfu said:Bro, try to keep it mellow here, or everyone is gonna realize your 14 years old or something. Instead of getting reactive, why not just ask, "why dont you believe me?" 5 posts and your already on the way to getting banned.
Anakin, I know you're ****ing around but for the record
"teach me how to how to get this ***** on my donk."
This made my day.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
A man i aint playing i really do need help this **** has been going on for a year for me. I did all thi nice things a nice guy woould do flowers,poetry etc.milrenkb said:Its alright Dongfu, the guys just messing around. Let him have his fun. If it gets out of control the mods will just ban him.
Anakin, I know you're ****ing around but for the record
"teach me how to how to get this ***** on my donk."
This made my day.
You know most girsl dont get that nowadays i thought thing would be diffrent, i ****ed up now my emotions are gettin the best of me and i cant stop thinking about her. I just want her to realize that i aint no wuzz. I really want to get her worshipping the god that i am. **** its not easy to express.Happy Fag teach or forever hold ur peace.
iqqi
Master Don Juan
Make her best friend fall in love with you. use dj tactics this time.
Ok
He man her best is is her team player. i cant get to her thats the sister of her boyfriend,*****. she instigated the whole ****. hey what does the parable mean Confucius.iqqi said:Make her best friend fall in love with you. use dj tactics this time.
TonyWongButOhSoRite
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Maybe she doesnt want you because you're the type of guy to have a tantrum on the internet. Grow up man. Stop acting like a chump. You're a pu$$y. You cry about things on the internet. Total loser. You sould fix that.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
See the contradiction?Anikan said:A man i aint playing i really do need help this **** has been going on for a year for me. I did all thi nice things a nice guy woould do flowers,poetry etc.You know most girsl dont get that nowadays i thought thing would be diffrent, i ****ed up now my emotions are gettin the best of me and i cant stop thinking about her. I just want her to realize that i aint no wuzz. I really want to get her worshipping the god that i am. **** its not easy to express.Happy Fag teach or forever hold ur peace.
Also, for having acquired all this "DJ knowledge", it doesn't seem like you've been applying too much of it.
Wow! U knew about this site and still acted like a pu$$. You deserve everything that happened to you then.Anikan said:**** this life. I hate the ****ing feelings i have for this girl. She ****ing played me since i started talking to her. I did all the wussy things a nice guy would. and now no way to take it back . after the knowledge i received from DJS AS yALLL. **** i want her bad and no way to get her. She has a boyfriend and waht can i do gain her nothing,. **** You All:rockon:
MooseGod
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I hear if you take a bottle of sleeping pills and drink a fifth of Jack that no woman can resist you...
But you seem really dumb, so I'm going to explain that I'm being sarcastic. I'd feel bad if you really killed yourself.
But you seem really dumb, so I'm going to explain that I'm being sarcastic. I'd feel bad if you really killed yourself.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.