Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Oh man, that was actually hard and painful to watch.Meet Scott Jessop, better known by his nickname “Skippy.” He’s a 43 year old virgin who’s saving himself for marriage since he’s a pretty strong believer in the Mormon religion. Years ago, he appeared on TLC’s show Virgin Diaries and some of you might’ve seen him on there and remember him from that. Back then he was in his mid 30’s and still living at home with his mom while also collecting his own bellybutton lint (not joking about that last one). He’s since moved out, but one thing that hasn’t changed from back then is that he’s still extremely awkward around girls and always manages to turn them off. He’s tried to turn his appearance on the show and his virgin status into his own brand by selling Skippy t shirts, stickers, and even rape whistles (he also gives these items to the girls who go on a date with him). He’s also obsessed with becoming famous on YouTube so he records almost every date that he goes on, then unsurprisingly never gets a second date after that. He’s also done things on these dates like take a girl out to dinner at a hospital cafeteria, text another girl that he went out on a first date with 40 times and then show up at her house unannounced with Klondike bars when she didn’t respond to his texts, and even asked a girl who friend zoned him if she’s been having sex with a different guy she started seeing.
This guy needs help if he ever wants to achieve the things he’s been wanting, starting with dropping the nickname Skippy. That’s the easiest change he can make that requires almost zero effort, here’s some of his videos doing the things I mentioned:
Wow, humanity is doomed with these guys.. amazingly creepy.No I'm pretty sure its a character actor.
But these guys are real.
Wait till 01:00
Btw, a con is an amazing place to pickup women.
Somehow it doesn't surprise me tho. With these weird nerd dudes all chicks are just screaming to get away from these creeps lol.Btw, a con is an amazing place to pickup women.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Do fat girls countWe should all descend upon the next major con and see who goes home alone.
This is what I thought when I watched this too.But first things first, how is he getting these dates? They all look pretty decent and sounded pretty chill. Is he catfishing these girls? What's going on there? We're so confused.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I have no idea how he’s gotten these dates, a lot of people who subscribe to his YouTube channel have been wondering the same thing, he’s said before that he is on all of the most popular dating apps, so its possible that he’s just been catfishing these girls, he’s never shown what his profile looks like on any of the apps. You might be onto something when you mention natural selection, he did a livestream the other day and he said that his mom had a feeling ever since he was 5 that he would never give her grandchildren and he said that she told him that once he entered his 40’s, maybe she just instinctively knew. He’s tried to find a girl within his church and sphere of influence, he’s gotten these same results.Oh man, that was actually hard and painful to watch.
But first things first, how is he getting these dates? They all look pretty decent and sounded pretty chill. Is he catfishing these girls? What's going on there? We're so confused.
Second, we know this is going to sound very hardcore and cruel but there's this thing called Natural Selection via survival of the fittest. Some genes are not meant or designed to be passed on. Simple as that. Could this guy get better? Of course. A lot of work and time would need to be invested but it's possible to get him to a decent level.
Third, because of this belief system, he is only further making it harder for him to develop himself and potentially finding a mate. He has a better chance at finding a mate within his church or sphere of influence.
Lastly, is this real or a Youtube character playing pranks? It seems super made up.
Modern Man Advice
Lost my V-card at a game convention when I was a young gamer nerd.We should all descend upon the next major con and see who goes home alone.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I’ve seen guys who are nothing to look at get dates with decent women. Just because they try.I have no idea how he’s gotten these dates, a lot of people who subscribe to his YouTube channel have been wondering the same thing, he’s said before that he is on all of the most popular dating apps, so its possible that he’s just been catfishing these girls, he’s never shown what his profile looks like on any of the apps. You might be onto something when you mention natural selection, he did a livestream the other day and he said that his mom had a feeling ever since he was 5 that he would never give her grandchildren and he said that she told him that once he entered his 40’s, maybe she just instinctively knew. He’s tried to find a girl within his church and sphere of influence, he’s gotten these same results.
It’s actually real, he’s not a YouTube character putting on an act. He’s even been on CNN and been interviewed by Dr. Drew, check out the video from CNN’s YouTube channel.