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This post is hilarious does anyone else see the funny side of it. Just read it and laugh lol despite that fact that I am crying with laughter I am sobbing with pity for you man
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
This guy makes me do things I dont like
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
aftershock
Master Don Juan
Dr Beard is beyond a troll; he's an institution.
PeterNorthisawesome
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This is by far the funniest thread ever! :crackup: you should become a standup comedian DrBeard your awesome I'm glad you solved the problem yourself. BTW he ain't no troll, trolls don't make fun threads.
Call_Me_Daddy
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You know I used to think you were a troll... but that was very good. Gave me a good laugh.
You got imagination. That is some funny **** you wrote. Maybe you should be a standup comic like the above poster said. I would PAY big money for this kind of entertainment!!
You got imagination. That is some funny **** you wrote. Maybe you should be a standup comic like the above poster said. I would PAY big money for this kind of entertainment!!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
spesmilitis
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I knew my favorite dj would come through. . . ..
MikeBrown30
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Another classic post that deserves to be bumped. Ok, I'm done with resurrecting 6 year old threads.