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This post is hilarious does anyone else see the funny side of it. Just read it and laugh lol despite that fact that I am crying with laughter I am sobbing with pity for you man
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
This guy makes me do things I dont like
- Thread starter DrBeard
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
aftershock
Master Don Juan
Dr Beard is beyond a troll; he's an institution.
PeterNorthisawesome
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This is by far the funniest thread ever! :crackup: you should become a standup comedian DrBeard your awesome I'm glad you solved the problem yourself. BTW he ain't no troll, trolls don't make fun threads.
Call_Me_Daddy
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You know I used to think you were a troll... but that was very good. Gave me a good laugh.
You got imagination. That is some funny **** you wrote. Maybe you should be a standup comic like the above poster said. I would PAY big money for this kind of entertainment!!
You got imagination. That is some funny **** you wrote. Maybe you should be a standup comic like the above poster said. I would PAY big money for this kind of entertainment!!
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
spesmilitis
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I knew my favorite dj would come through. . . ..
MikeBrown30
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Another classic post that deserves to be bumped. Ok, I'm done with resurrecting 6 year old threads.