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This post is hilarious does anyone else see the funny side of it. Just read it and laugh lol despite that fact that I am crying with laughter I am sobbing with pity for you man
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
This guy makes me do things I dont like
- Thread starter DrBeard
- Start date
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
aftershock
Master Don Juan
Dr Beard is beyond a troll; he's an institution.
PeterNorthisawesome
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This is by far the funniest thread ever! :crackup: you should become a standup comedian DrBeard your awesome I'm glad you solved the problem yourself. BTW he ain't no troll, trolls don't make fun threads.
Call_Me_Daddy
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You know I used to think you were a troll... but that was very good. Gave me a good laugh.
You got imagination. That is some funny **** you wrote. Maybe you should be a standup comic like the above poster said. I would PAY big money for this kind of entertainment!!
You got imagination. That is some funny **** you wrote. Maybe you should be a standup comic like the above poster said. I would PAY big money for this kind of entertainment!!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
spesmilitis
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I knew my favorite dj would come through. . . ..
MikeBrown30
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Another classic post that deserves to be bumped. Ok, I'm done with resurrecting 6 year old threads.