"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This guy is in serious trouble

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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WesCottII

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Wow, some of the ignorance in this thread is frightening. Stuntman needs a ban IMO.
 

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Right. There you were, just minding your own business when all of a sudden a group of police officers rolled up, jumped out of their cruisers, and pointed guns at you and your friends threatening to shoot! Then there was this other time, where you were just minding your own business (AGAIN!) and ANOTHER group of police officers rolled up, tackled you, and then grabbed your cell phone and threw it on the ground just to rub it in!!! But the one that tops them all was when you were just minding your own business (yet AGAIN) and a cop suddenly grabs his mace and sprays it right in your face! His reason? You LOOKED at him wrong!!!
Dude, this stuff happens all the time...

I was walking down the street minding my own business when a couple 'o cruisers rolled up. The cops jump out and whipped the **** out of a group of black men. After the black men were on the ground bleeding the cops looted 'em of cash, bling & cell phones.

So I'm standing there all shocked when one of 'em looks over at me. Him and his friends all come over and I'm thinking 'oh ****', when the lead one says to me: "you want some money?" And I'm like "what?" He says again "I see that you're white... do you want some money? We got all this spare lewt from those thugs over there I thought you might want some."

I tell 'em "sure" and get a couple g's. I ask the cop "do you guys do this **** all the time" and the lead one says "yeah, like every day." So I think for a second and tell 'em about a larger group of black guys I saw a few blocks over. They all look at each other and say "let's roll".

I get dragged into the squad car where we all do a line of coke and I spend the rest of the day with these guys gettin' phat lewt off da black man! Hell they even made me an honoray deputy.

Ah those were the good old days...

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WesCottII said:
Wow, some of the ignorance in this thread is frightening. Stuntman needs a ban IMO.


You're disgusting.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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