Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Right. There you were, just minding your own business when all of a sudden a group of police officers rolled up, jumped out of their cruisers, and pointed guns at you and your friends threatening to shoot! Then there was this other time, where you were just minding your own business (AGAIN!) and ANOTHER group of police officers rolled up, tackled you, and then grabbed your cell phone and threw it on the ground just to rub it in!!! But the one that tops them all was when you were just minding your own business (yet AGAIN) and a cop suddenly grabs his mace and sprays it right in your face! His reason? You LOOKED at him wrong!!!
Dude, this stuff happens all the time...
I was walking down the street minding my own business when a couple 'o cruisers rolled up. The cops jump out and whipped the **** out of a group of black men. After the black men were on the ground bleeding the cops looted 'em of cash, bling & cell phones.
So I'm standing there all shocked when one of 'em looks over at me. Him and his friends all come over and I'm thinking 'oh ****', when the lead one says to me: "you want some money?" And I'm like "what?" He says again "I see that you're white... do you want some money? We got all this spare lewt from those thugs over there I thought you might want some."
I tell 'em "sure" and get a couple g's. I ask the cop "do you guys do this **** all the time" and the lead one says "yeah, like every day." So I think for a second and tell 'em about a larger group of black guys I saw a few blocks over. They all look at each other and say "let's roll".
I get dragged into the squad car where we all do a line of coke and I spend the rest of the day with these guys gettin' phat lewt off da black man! Hell they even made me an honoray deputy.
Ah those were the good old days...
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