"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
This guy hates hunks.
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Kailex
Master Don Juan
What in the BLUE HELL?
Did you SEE what that guy looks like... that would explain it.
Did you happen to notice the most excellent bullet near the end:
- Girls favoring guys that treat them like dirt.
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo, AFC.
Did you SEE what that guy looks like... that would explain it.
Did you happen to notice the most excellent bullet near the end:
- Girls favoring guys that treat them like dirt.
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo, AFC.
Well, actually....most "hunks" tend to be gay or favored by gay men. Dlist.com ...the gay only social networking site. Mostly youngish looking boys with their shirts off. Visit any gym in America. Majority are gay men. Even bodybuilders make money on the side by hooking up with gay men. Why? Because males focus on looks, while females look at a host of things.
Why does American tv focus on "hunks"? Because the vast majority of Hollywood is gay or bi. From photographers to actors and male models. The majority are gay or bi men. Go to any Drama department at any university. Mostly gay or bi males. That is why it is laughable when horny teenage boys look up to male actors. I bet most of those male actors like the horny teen boys as much as the horny teen boys like them!
Why does American tv focus on "hunks"? Because the vast majority of Hollywood is gay or bi. From photographers to actors and male models. The majority are gay or bi men. Go to any Drama department at any university. Mostly gay or bi males. That is why it is laughable when horny teenage boys look up to male actors. I bet most of those male actors like the horny teen boys as much as the horny teen boys like them!
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
Is this what you tell yourself? Sounds like an awfully convenient rationale for remaining fat, weak and unattractive.BigJimbo said:
"I'm not fat and gross because I'm lazy, it's because the guys who work out are all GAY!"
What a crock of sh!t!
Megaman XIV
Senior Don Juan
I died laughing at this sh*t! I read that article too, it totally reeks of AFC!Julius_Seizeher said:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
Personally I have nothing against good looking guys, just a bit of jealousy that things are easier for them because of how they look.
Even though most will not admit it, women are very shallow. As long as a guy is good looking, really nothing else matters. Girls make it really easy for those guys.
If a dude is not good looking/average, he needs to have one or more of the fallowing; money, fame, power or some other form of high value.
This is pretty much going back to the value thread.
Even though most will not admit it, women are very shallow. As long as a guy is good looking, really nothing else matters. Girls make it really easy for those guys.
If a dude is not good looking/average, he needs to have one or more of the fallowing; money, fame, power or some other form of high value.
This is pretty much going back to the value thread.
LOL. The guy looks like a drunk, fat ice cream cone with a haircut.
He doesn't hate hunks, he hates himself because he's in such poor shape. The guy's not even ugly. It takes ALOT to be ugly, he's just fat and out of shape. Instead of doing anything about it, he becomes jealous.
What a waste
He doesn't hate hunks, he hates himself because he's in such poor shape. The guy's not even ugly. It takes ALOT to be ugly, he's just fat and out of shape. Instead of doing anything about it, he becomes jealous.
What a waste
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Sir Psycho Sexy
Senior Don Juan
LOL how did you even come across this guys website? Apparently its his portfolio for really terrible pictures.
and homophobic jimbo sounds like a dumba$$ with his gay rant. Most of america is gay? Actors are gay? Horny teenagers are gay? What are you talking about kid? Something like 10% of the population is homosexual. Get use to it.
and homophobic jimbo sounds like a dumba$$ with his gay rant. Most of america is gay? Actors are gay? Horny teenagers are gay? What are you talking about kid? Something like 10% of the population is homosexual. Get use to it.
Some of my design friends posted it on facebook. We are all graphic artist and they were passing his portfolio around. I just happened to click on the rest and saw comedy gold and had to share it.Sir Psycho Sexy said:
Sir Psycho Sexy
Senior Don Juan
haha I sincerely thank youWarrior74 said:
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
CarlitosWay
Master Don Juan
What a scrub fu*k him and fu*k big jimbo too.