jafyk
Master Don Juan
it's very uncomfortable doing a fat chick but it could be a massive al over body workout. The next day your whole body will be aching.speakeasy said:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
This girl's profile is good for a laugh
- Thread starter ketostix
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Who would do this chic if nobody would ever find out?
http://www.giantnaturaltits.co.uk/juggmaster-lana.jpg
I would. If nothing else just to suck on those fat girl funbags.
http://www.giantnaturaltits.co.uk/juggmaster-lana.jpg
I would. If nothing else just to suck on those fat girl funbags.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
She's more attractive than the first girl. She's not a chick I would approach or pursue sober, but if I was drunk you never know.speakeasy said:
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Being delusional is often mistaken for confidence. Plus, its the internet, i have the feeling that shes not so "confident" in reality, or else she could find some chode to tap that fat vag.horaholic said:
bigjohnson
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speakeasy said:
The tat is pretty of-putting with everything else considered. If she could pull off a sort of "fat little girl next door" thing then she might be good for a few rounds if I was bored. One huge difference is she has a halfway pretty face - if she had an even prettier face then I'd say yes for sure.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
That's only if you have an account with pof.ketostix said:You guys realize that by viewing the POF fat chick she's going to see who viewed her. Then she's going start stalking you and one drunken night you're going to get raped by the fat girl (evil laugh).
Some fatties are worse than others, and I don't mean just on order of how much weight they have, but some fat girls manage to still have a feminine hip to waist ratio, like the girl I posted above. She's fat as hell, but her waist is still narrower than her hips. You can tell that if she just lost some weight, she' have a good hip-to-waist ratio figure. But some fatties are shaped like balloons. Or even worse the ones with a waist wider than hips. I could not get it up for a girl shaped like that.
Hooligan Harry
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That is a minimum of 52 men who would be quite happy to poke this pig....
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Exactly! Nothing worse than a confident fat chick and someone has to be poking these fatties for them to develop any self-esteem at all. Is a couple fun minutes of jiggly sexual embarrasment really worth upsetting the whole natural order of things? For the love of god, brothers, please stop fvcking these monsters!Hooligan Harry said:
OTB
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Agreed!steve38 said:Exactly! Nothing worse than a confident fat chick and someone has to be poking these fatties for them to develop any self-esteem at all. Is a couple fun minutes of jiggly sexual embarrasment really worth upsetting the whole natural order of things? For the love of god, brothers, please stop fvcking these monsters!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.