jafyk
Master Don Juan
it's very uncomfortable doing a fat chick but it could be a massive al over body workout. The next day your whole body will be aching.speakeasy said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
This girl's profile is good for a laugh
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Who would do this chic if nobody would ever find out?
http://www.giantnaturaltits.co.uk/juggmaster-lana.jpg
I would. If nothing else just to suck on those fat girl funbags.
http://www.giantnaturaltits.co.uk/juggmaster-lana.jpg
I would. If nothing else just to suck on those fat girl funbags.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
She's more attractive than the first girl. She's not a chick I would approach or pursue sober, but if I was drunk you never know.speakeasy said:
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Being delusional is often mistaken for confidence. Plus, its the internet, i have the feeling that shes not so "confident" in reality, or else she could find some chode to tap that fat vag.horaholic said:
bigjohnson
Master Don Juan
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speakeasy said:
The tat is pretty of-putting with everything else considered. If she could pull off a sort of "fat little girl next door" thing then she might be good for a few rounds if I was bored. One huge difference is she has a halfway pretty face - if she had an even prettier face then I'd say yes for sure.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
That's only if you have an account with pof.ketostix said:You guys realize that by viewing the POF fat chick she's going to see who viewed her. Then she's going start stalking you and one drunken night you're going to get raped by the fat girl (evil laugh).
Some fatties are worse than others, and I don't mean just on order of how much weight they have, but some fat girls manage to still have a feminine hip to waist ratio, like the girl I posted above. She's fat as hell, but her waist is still narrower than her hips. You can tell that if she just lost some weight, she' have a good hip-to-waist ratio figure. But some fatties are shaped like balloons. Or even worse the ones with a waist wider than hips. I could not get it up for a girl shaped like that.
Hooligan Harry
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That is a minimum of 52 men who would be quite happy to poke this pig....
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Exactly! Nothing worse than a confident fat chick and someone has to be poking these fatties for them to develop any self-esteem at all. Is a couple fun minutes of jiggly sexual embarrasment really worth upsetting the whole natural order of things? For the love of god, brothers, please stop fvcking these monsters!Hooligan Harry said:
OTB
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Agreed!steve38 said:Exactly! Nothing worse than a confident fat chick and someone has to be poking these fatties for them to develop any self-esteem at all. Is a couple fun minutes of jiggly sexual embarrasment really worth upsetting the whole natural order of things? For the love of god, brothers, please stop fvcking these monsters!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.