Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I see naked pics online all the time......She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Hm. Well that's a stupid question isn't it? Good luck with that.Dante420 said:and I for a good amount of time (until I moved my mind onto 420 and food related plans) the thought of getting up in between her sexy thighs was and just not leave for 2 hours were intense. Why did I have this reaction?
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
comedy on here2-D said:@ DJ Hero - I see your stake and I raise! I had the topless at 11
Also, you can obviously shag her, and it's fine to brag about/share your achievement so don't try to pretend you are angry that you couldn't stop thinking about her naked. You obviously did the right things to get her comfortable to show her body to you, so you should be proud, or maybe you just look attractive to her.
Congratz!
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