Georgepithyou
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Did you even watch the video? They did show him, just an average looking guy
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
This Dude Is Banging Twin Sisters!
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
soulforge
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Two sisters playing with each other.. Thats some incest right there bruv.
Then what are we waiting for
Girls having sex with their dogs: chic or shock
No man I not blaming you on something lol. I just trying to start a long moral discussion
I mean I am blaming you on everything. These are two pure innocent creatures of god who were misled by this monstrous man into having sex one with another (I guess at least eventually this is his plan)
logicallefty
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haha yep If one was an innie \|/ and one an outie \{}/ then he could tell. Or, have one shave their snatch different then the other. lolI wonder if one is looser than the other? Then the guy could tell them apart too in both voice and pvssy...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Visionist
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They look the same, but one has a slightly prettier face up-close, a softer ass and a meatier labia than her sister, also unshaved. Her sister hits back by having slightly larger boobs.
So for those wondering, Yes, two twins can have different pussies.
So for those wondering, Yes, two twins can have different pussies.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
When we die, if we go to heaven, it will be like this for each of us.
