"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This Dude Is Banging Twin Sisters!

Georgepithyou

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I've ****ed 3 sisters of the same family.. but never at the same time or twins.

It would had been nice if they showed the boyfriend. Now I'm extremely curious to see what this guy looks like, and the vibes he gives off.
Did you even watch the video? They did show him, just an average looking guy
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Jack12345

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I didnt condone anything. What did i say? I said the devil is in all of us.
Dude is fcking sisters. Did it say the sisters fck each other?
No man I not blaming you on something lol. I just trying to start a long moral discussion

If we are going to get on a whats moral and whats not topic its going to be a long discussion
I mean I am blaming you on everything. These are two pure innocent creatures of god who were misled by this monstrous man into having sex one with another (I guess at least eventually this is his plan)
 

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I wonder if one is looser than the other? Then the guy could tell them apart too in both voice and pvssy... :rofl:
haha yep If one was an innie \|/ and one an outie \{}/ then he could tell. Or, have one shave their snatch different then the other. lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Visionist

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They look the same, but one has a slightly prettier face up-close, a softer ass and a meatier labia than her sister, also unshaved. Her sister hits back by having slightly larger boobs.

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So for those wondering, Yes, two twins can have different pussies.
 

devilkingx2

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What do you think guys? This dude is sleeping with twin sisters & will be impregnating both of them.

When we die, if we go to heaven, it will be like this for each of us.
 
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