This doesn't even fit into any of the categories

[MoMoney96]

Ok, so I went out with this chick on Saturday and some sushi fell to the ground.

Her: is it ok to eat it?

me: I was thinking wtf is she serious? I told her no don't eat that. I don't want you to go to the hospital!

Her: Well, I've eaten stuff off the ground on dares before.

Me: I told her just no. It's dangerous with all the bacteria and ****.

Now guys, I'm still learning DJ, but how the F was I supposed to respond to this? I just took control and told her no. But in hindsight, perhaps I should have said go ahead and eat it and let's see what happens. Or is there something more smooth or something I could have done?

 

[GS750]

Should have dared her to eat it then. Or said fine...go ahead. But I'm not kissing you later. Make a joke of it.

 

[zekko]

A true alpha would have pounced on the sushi as soon as it hit the ground and eaten it himself. This reckless, daredevil behavior would have shown you are not afraid of the bacteria. It would have also established you at the top of the food chain and shown off your lack of good "nice guy" table manners. That alone should have made her panties wet right there.

You missed a real opportunity here, OP. It's welcome to the.friendzone for you, I'm afraid. Better luck next time. Hit the gym. Oh, and spin more plates.

 

[El Payaso]

A true alpha would have pounced on the sushi as soon as it hit the ground and eaten it himself. This reckless, daredevil behavior would have shown you are not afraid of the bacteria. It would have also established you at the top of the food chain and shown off your lack of good "nice guy" table manners. That alone should have made her panties wet right there.

You missed a real opportunity here, OP. It's welcome to the.friendzone for you, I'm afraid. Better luck next time. Hit the gym. Oh, and spin more plates.

LOL! Mental masturbation right there.

 

[Bingo-Player]

Should have dared her to eat it then. Or said fine...go ahead. But I'm not kissing you later. Make a joke of it.

would have done this

 

[Betterz]

A true alpha would have pounced on the sushi as soon as it hit the ground and eaten it himself. This reckless, daredevil behavior would have shown you are not afraid of the bacteria. It would have also established you at the top of the food chain and shown off your lack of good "nice guy" table manners. That alone should have made her panties wet right there.

You missed a real opportunity here, OP. It's welcome to the.friendzone for you, I'm afraid. Better luck next time. Hit the gym. Oh, and spin more plates.

LedgenddLedgendd

 

[Tortendieb]

Don't see anything wrong with what you did. You took charge of the situation and she complied.

You can analyze other things, but this one really is OK.