"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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**** this crazy ass b1tch

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ok so i hung out with this girl twice.
would've fvcked her if i had a condom.
she asked me if we were just fvck buddies or if we were going out, and i just said we'll wait and see.
now like a week later, EVERYONE thinks we're going out.
i haven't told A SINGLE PERSON.
my good female friend was like "are the rumors true? i heard it from like 6 different people!"

i mean WTF.
crazy ass b1tch
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Crazy Asian said:
ok so i hung out with this girl twice.
would've fvcked her if i had a condom.
she asked me if we were just fvck buddies or if we were going out, and i just said we'll wait and see.
now like a week later, EVERYONE thinks we're going out.
i haven't told A SINGLE PERSON.
my good female friend was like "are the rumors true? i heard it from like 6 different people!"

i mean WTF.
crazy ass b1tch
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It seems like you don't like her to the extent of having a relationship with her. SO just say "we just get along well, and we are good friends". If its a girl add "why are you jealous? omg you never told me you were into me!" :)

Use her as pre-selection. I'm telling you, other girls will want you even more now that you have a girl but you are not admitting a commitment with her.

Just push all of them away, do not commit to anyone, just act like a player, and enjoy the attention, that's how the popular guys are at school.
 
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Crazy Asian said:
ok so i hung out with this girl twice.
would've fvcked her if i had a condom.
she asked me if we were just fvck buddies or if we were going out, and i just said we'll wait and see.
now like a week later, EVERYONE thinks we're going out.
i haven't told A SINGLE PERSON.
my good female friend was like "are the rumors true? i heard it from like 6 different people!"

i mean WTF.
crazy ass b1tch
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Chill out your 16 years old... This is high school sh!t. Enjoy it!
 
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ok same girl.
even though she got pissed at me.
invited me to dinner at her place and then to ****.
question is, should i jack off before?
cause this would be my first time, and i don't wanna *** too quickly...
 
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Jacking off could leave to negative mental effects, a change in youre voice strength, and all that jazz.

But it might cut back on your ejac. time, and (depending on your own personality, everyone's different). It could relax you.

However you're young enough, you can ejac., go grab a glass of water, and then go right back at it again.

It just depends on how you're feeling it. It's your game.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Crazy Asian said:
ok so i hung out with this girl twice.
would've fvcked her if i had a condom.
she asked me if we were just fvck buddies or if we were going out, and i just said we'll wait and see.
now like a week later, EVERYONE thinks we're going out.
i haven't told A SINGLE PERSON.
my good female friend was like "are the rumors true? i heard it from like 6 different people!"

i mean WTF.
crazy ass b1tch
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I don't really like your attitude man. Doesn't sound like you have much respect for women.
 
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tsmith2334 said:
I don't really like your attitude man. Doesn't sound like you have much respect for women.
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it's true i dont
uh it's this damn site
 
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