"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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**** this crazy ass b1tch

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ok so i hung out with this girl twice.
would've fvcked her if i had a condom.
she asked me if we were just fvck buddies or if we were going out, and i just said we'll wait and see.
now like a week later, EVERYONE thinks we're going out.
i haven't told A SINGLE PERSON.
my good female friend was like "are the rumors true? i heard it from like 6 different people!"

i mean WTF.
crazy ass b1tch
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Crazy Asian said:
ok so i hung out with this girl twice.
would've fvcked her if i had a condom.
she asked me if we were just fvck buddies or if we were going out, and i just said we'll wait and see.
now like a week later, EVERYONE thinks we're going out.
i haven't told A SINGLE PERSON.
my good female friend was like "are the rumors true? i heard it from like 6 different people!"

i mean WTF.
crazy ass b1tch
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It seems like you don't like her to the extent of having a relationship with her. SO just say "we just get along well, and we are good friends". If its a girl add "why are you jealous? omg you never told me you were into me!" :)

Use her as pre-selection. I'm telling you, other girls will want you even more now that you have a girl but you are not admitting a commitment with her.

Just push all of them away, do not commit to anyone, just act like a player, and enjoy the attention, that's how the popular guys are at school.
 
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Crazy Asian said:
ok so i hung out with this girl twice.
would've fvcked her if i had a condom.
she asked me if we were just fvck buddies or if we were going out, and i just said we'll wait and see.
now like a week later, EVERYONE thinks we're going out.
i haven't told A SINGLE PERSON.
my good female friend was like "are the rumors true? i heard it from like 6 different people!"

i mean WTF.
crazy ass b1tch
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Chill out your 16 years old... This is high school sh!t. Enjoy it!
 
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ok same girl.
even though she got pissed at me.
invited me to dinner at her place and then to ****.
question is, should i jack off before?
cause this would be my first time, and i don't wanna *** too quickly...
 
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Jacking off could leave to negative mental effects, a change in youre voice strength, and all that jazz.

But it might cut back on your ejac. time, and (depending on your own personality, everyone's different). It could relax you.

However you're young enough, you can ejac., go grab a glass of water, and then go right back at it again.

It just depends on how you're feeling it. It's your game.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Crazy Asian said:
ok so i hung out with this girl twice.
would've fvcked her if i had a condom.
she asked me if we were just fvck buddies or if we were going out, and i just said we'll wait and see.
now like a week later, EVERYONE thinks we're going out.
i haven't told A SINGLE PERSON.
my good female friend was like "are the rumors true? i heard it from like 6 different people!"

i mean WTF.
crazy ass b1tch
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I don't really like your attitude man. Doesn't sound like you have much respect for women.
 
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tsmith2334 said:
I don't really like your attitude man. Doesn't sound like you have much respect for women.
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it's true i dont
uh it's this damn site
 
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