"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This chick wants my address so she can send me a "Secret Valentine"

Infamous J

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I met this girl on myspace (yeah I know) that's an HB8 or so. We've been bantering back and forth for a few weeks now and I've been flicking her lots of sh*t, it's been fun.

In the last message she sent me she says she wants my address "if I'm brave enough to let her have it" so she can send me a "secret valentine".

What do you make of this and how would you respond? I don't mind letting her have it but I don't want to jump at her offer either.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Maybe, it's really a FBI agent looking for online predators. So, when they get your adress they can storm inside your house and take you to jail. :crackup: You never know...
 

saber

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sounds suspicious...just give her the neighbors address and tell her to put your name on the package cause you got roomates nopr something...then the neighbors will bring it over lol
 
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