"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This Chick asked me....???

Zebedee

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Heres a revolutionary idea, if a girl asks you if you have a girlfriend tell her no. There are only two reasons why a woman would ask that question, one is if they like you and the other is if they have a single friend they want to hook up. Either way saying no doesnt make you look desperate or AFC or unattractive. If a woman likes a guy and asks him if she has a girlfriend she is hoping he will say no. ****y and Funny doesnt work in this situation it makes you look stupid, she will think for fvcks sake all I did was ask a simple question whats with the weird answer.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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