Heres a revolutionary idea, if a girl asks you if you have a girlfriend tell her no. There are only two reasons why a woman would ask that question, one is if they like you and the other is if they have a single friend they want to hook up. Either way saying no doesnt make you look desperate or AFC or unattractive. If a woman likes a guy and asks him if she has a girlfriend she is hoping he will say no. ****y and Funny doesnt work in this situation it makes you look stupid, she will think for fvcks sake all I did was ask a simple question whats with the weird answer.