"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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This Chick asked me....???

Zebedee

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Heres a revolutionary idea, if a girl asks you if you have a girlfriend tell her no. There are only two reasons why a woman would ask that question, one is if they like you and the other is if they have a single friend they want to hook up. Either way saying no doesnt make you look desperate or AFC or unattractive. If a woman likes a guy and asks him if she has a girlfriend she is hoping he will say no. ****y and Funny doesnt work in this situation it makes you look stupid, she will think for fvcks sake all I did was ask a simple question whats with the weird answer.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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