Thinking of sending this text . . .

[f(x)]

Hey, I'm really horny! Can I come over and f**k you tonight? I can leave or spend the night after, doesn't really matter to me. I'll bring ice cream . . .


*context*

I've slept with this girl several times but it has been a while since we have.

The last time I hung out with her she was acting like a b**ch, but she kissed me and told me she loved me before I left.

I don't really care what she thinks of me.

What's the worst that could happen, she'll get angry?

 

[stevo]

$50 say you won't see her panties if you send that.

Show me proof and I send it to you through PayPal.

 

[amoka]

How about " I am coming over with ice cream. Pie is on you. Better when it's nice and warm." You do not have to reveal your intentions of going over. She already knows it is more than eating ice cream.

 

[MillionBillionaire]

How about...

"Hey.. I'd love to spend some time with you, I'm thinking about bringing over some ice cream... you pick the flavor."

Instead of sounding like a jackazz via text.. it don't matter if you don't care about her don't use that as an excuse for texting garbage.