"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Thinking about getting my EX Deported!!!

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I like this thread.. i have NO clue how its going to end... but i would really like to find out:crackup:


Laterz...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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If the INS catches her and deport her consider it a blessing.

You got a psycho on your hands who will do anything to either have you or destroy you. There are 3 things someone can do to you in order to seriously hurt you:

1) Hurt your reputation - she already did that by telling your family you are on drugs, plus she caused a rift between you and other girls who may not want to associate with you anymore because of her.

2) Hurt you Financially - Your dad could have fired your ass and you would be broke and out of the family business if she had her way.

3) Hurt you Physically - the crazy b1tch already stalked you and I believe it is not past her to do something much worse.

Anybody that try's to damage your reputation, your money/property or your health needs to be dealt with one way or another. Getting her deported is the best thing that could happen to you. Think about that. If she would happen to get " A Green Card" like she said she would, I would get a restraining order against her ASAP.
 
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Wow - this is a great thread.

Respect to you, Immaculate. You'd rather ruin her life than you ruin yours!
 
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Originally posted by Immaculate
OK I did it. I called and even told them she has been badmouthing our president/country.

I used my cell, I wonder if they traced the call and am listening to all my calls now.
Guess I wait and see.. oh great now one of her relatives will shoot my ass.
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God, you're an idiot.
 
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immaculate you still there? or did one of their relaTIVES COME SHOOT YOU IN THE ASS ALREADY?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by Ken785
immaculate you still there? or did one of their relaTIVES COME SHOOT YOU IN THE ASS ALREADY?
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you did the right thing dont be felling sorry over some broad remeber your in control of your feelings
shell get hers its all in time
 
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in 5 years time she migh come back, knocking at your door with a big mashettey.:D
 
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That's too funny:crackup: I'd be freaked the hell out if that happened to me.:crackup: he he he, those must be some good mashrooms.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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yeah lol

you see that movie : SUPER TROOPERS

the kid in the back seat eats the magic mushrooms

the cops pull them over then drive off

they look behind them and they see the same cop car

what the ? lol

and the kid in the back on mushrooms says " I'M FREAKIN OUT MAAAAAN ! "
 
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CANDY BARS! Man I love shrooms, but this whole experience, if it were happening to myself, would seriously make me reconsider any and all drugs for a while.

"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"
 
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Originally posted by DJDamage
If the INS catches her and deport her consider it a blessing.

You got a psycho on your hands who will do anything to either have you or destroy you. There are 3 things someone can do to you in order to seriously hurt you:

1) Hurt your reputation - she already did that by telling your family you are on drugs, plus she caused a rift between you and other girls who may not want to associate with you anymore because of her.

2) Hurt you Financially - Your dad could have fired your ass and you would be broke and out of the family business if she had her way.

3) Hurt you Physically - the crazy b1tch already stalked you and I believe it is not past her to do something much worse.

Anybody that try's to damage your reputation, your money/property or your health needs to be dealt with one way or another. Getting her deported is the best thing that could happen to you. Think about that. If she would happen to get " A Green Card" like she said she would, I would get a restraining order against her ASAP.
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All of you are fycking retarded. The worse $hit you can do to an immigrant is to deport them. Now she is in a fycking jail with criminals, waiting for her turn to be deported, she will be lucky to make it alive. Are you happy now?
You ruined her life because of vengence?
That my friend, is disgusting.:mad:
 
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From what I've heard about the INS, you'd be lucky if they even gave a shyt, let alone actually doing something.
 
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Dude your story almost sounds like part of the story my crazy buddy went through last year. His GF ended up being a phsyco illegal allien from Mexico too. I sooo wanted to call her in and have her deported to save him from her, I wish I would have done it now cause she cause so many problems for him too.

Beleive me she will not stop, everytime you think she has reached a new high, she'll think of something worse. THe way things are going I'd say it's mimiking my friends troubles. So don't think I am paranoid or something, go and get a PPO from her. Make up some BS story if you have to with the cops but make her be the guilty party first. Don't instigate things with her, just get away from her. Then when $hit hits the fan and trust me it's not "if" it's "when" at least you will have some backup. My buddy ended up in trouble with the cops and got thrown in jail cause the cops got called to their argument and thought he hit her. He didn't touch her yet he still got in jail for 2 days and had spent tons of $$$ to get a lawyer and prove himself inocent.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by paraguayandj
All of you are fycking retarded. The worse $hit you can do to an immigrant is to deport them. Now she is in a fycking jail with criminals, waiting for her turn to be deported, she will be lucky to make it alive. Are you happy now?
You ruined her life because of vengence?
That my friend, is disgusting.:mad:
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Who the hell are you to so self righteously call him a retard?

First of all, if someone is living in the US illegally, it is your duty as a US citizen to report them. Just like if someone is committing a crime, it is your duty to report them.

Some people turn a blind eye to illegal activities, but just because he didn't it doesn't make him a retard. He did the right thing, even if it was for the wrong reasons.
 
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