"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Thinking about gaming my sister ;)

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Joey Too Nice

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I've wanted to try this experiment for a loooong time on my sister. We are biological brother and sister.

I live with my sister in our own condo and I swear she has the sweetest a$$ you have EVER seen! The other day she was fresh out of the shower and she caught me checking it her out. I think she liked it. Do you think I should try to hit on her just for the hell of it? I know you dudes have tried to game your sisiters and cousins! You can act all DJ as you damn well please, but I know in my heart if you guys had the chance to nail your sisters you would. Don't lie to me, lie to your parents!

Sh!t I want some of that easy a$$!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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catman

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This is wrong on so many levels!!! Steve fron the old Jerry springer show has a talk show now. CALL HIM ASp!!!
 
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Joey Too Nice

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whats wrong for you may be soo right for me! Don't tell me you guys never tried to get with your sisters. Unless their nasty looking.

I've had a b!tch **** on me while ****!n! I know she wants it. Even though she acts like I'm sick. Sh!t test! I'm on to that sh!t! In more ways than one!
 
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Do it, man! To the greatest DJ the laws of nature are just feminist propaganda! Unplug from the matrix and into your sister!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ease

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I think we've all been here once.

I know i have.
 
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I cannot really give you advice on this one, because we are missing a giant piece of information: We need a picture of your sister to be able to tell whether she's worth hitting on or not.

So, take a pic of her and post it in this thread. Once posted, we'll be able to give you some proper advice on how to game her ass and tap it within no time.
 
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Look, Joey's trying to be the Bad Boy! Not much more bad than gaming your own sister, I would say. When word gets out on the street about this he will surely be respected as a true alpha who makes his own rules and is not limited by societal conventions. He shows his true masculinity by seeing what he wants, and taking it. This should take him far.
 
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Mods, delete this thread.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Freedom of speech!
 
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There was a thread already about this before, I'm pretty sure. And another one about gaming your mother.

The troll is a tad bit late.
 
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