"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Things Women Never Say

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Want to share your creative answers?

Help me create an interesting list bro


1. Ok, I admit I was wrong

2. I don't care that you fvcked my sister

3. Feel free to check out her ass!



I'm not feeling to creative right now....but the thread seemed interesting to me
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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A good woman knows her place.

You're right, I am fat!

Who cares what other people think? That doesn't really matter.

If women still stayed at home instead of working, society would be better off.

You really have no idea how many guys I've been with. You think you do, but you don't.

Would you change the fvcking channel? I am so sick of listening to that b!tch cry.

No, let me kill that bug!
 

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This is a fooken hilarious thread.... here's my contribution:

* I am soooo sorry, my P*ssy really stink doesn't it.... you don't need to tell me.

* I love to give without expecting anything in return - you don't need to recipricate because I know my P*ssy stinks, I wouldn't eat it myself either.

* That is right, my boobs are too small and I know you like 95% of the other women's boobs and that is all right with me.

* I act like a man even though I have the body of a woman. The fact is, I wish I had a penis as well. I really do have penis envy.

* The truth is, I don't know what I want. I deserve to check into an insane asylum but because I am a woman it is just normal.

* You have no idea how many things I have lied to you about.

* I am so insecure because I am also so hot that in the beginning I just wanted you because you make me look good. Now we have fooked, I am too insecure to let you go....for now... until the next best thing comes along.

* In the end, I am a purely lazy son-of-a-*****, irresponsible, have no planning skills, no financial awareness, and looking for Capt-save-a-Ho.
 

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1. My girlfriends and I go to the club to dance with guys, not each other.

2. I like men with cats.

3. I'm a divorced woman who doesn't drive a Benz.

4. He's not good looking, but he's so confident. I'm gonna take him home.

5. I prefer a smaller house.

6. Your house is perfect as it is. I won't have you remodel the entire thing after I move in.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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No, he's not a male friend, he's the other guy I'm fvcking.

These granny panties are so uncomfortable

I admit it, the only thing I'm good at making is reservations.

You can't trust me with your bank card and pin number

I can't trust myself with my bank card and pin number

I don't need all these shoes. I'm going to throw all of them away except for two pairs.

I have no problem with you reading Sosuave.net. They seem like a bunch of really great guys.


Hehe, I don't think I can top that last one :D
 

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"I really like teams that play counterattacking soccer much better than possession. The whole "have a strong defense, wait for the opposition to come, tackle then move the ball up to their end in less than 5 touches with just 4 fast players and score" thingy. Oh and my favorite formation is 4-5-1. Im sucking your **** in the next corner kick."
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"I'm sorry, I was responsible for that."
 

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bradd80 said:
4. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
being an ex gambler. there are no girls like this. i have checked.

though it did give me a boner for a second there just at the thought.
 

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I don't like to F social circle guys. F-ing people I know is creepy/sleezy.

How many foot-pounds of torque does your engine produce at 4000 RPMs?

I'm low maintenance. I just want to b@ng a few times per week.

Take my gf home. I won't c@ckblock.

I only go out with one or two gfs. I don't need a crew of 14 to go to the bar/club.
 

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"that girl over there....she must really work on her body to look that good, I'm going to ask her for some advice."


I thought of this just now, recalling a chat my sister and her friend were having when we were at an awesome beach
getting some sun in a far off land.

The girl was a smoking hot 10. All they had to say were demeaning, jealous, words.
They of course were in nowhere near the shape this woman was.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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nothing can top the "no let me kill that bug" line. omg i wish i could stop laughing ~penkitten, bug killer @ large.
 

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"I don't really care for that Atom Smasher."
 

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Kitchen hand towel, bathroom hand towel - what's the difference? They're both towels.

We're out of toilet paper, but it's no big deal.

Once when I was a kid, I peed on an electric fence. Boy did that hurt.

Valentine's Day is a corporate-invented holiday to get men to spend money.

Greeting cards are a waste of paper.

I'm too old for stuffed animals.

This bed needs fewer pillows.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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