Things Women Never Say

[Marvin Gaye]

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1. Ok, I admit I was wrong

2. I don't care that you fvcked my sister

3. Feel free to check out her ass!



I'm not feeling to creative right now....but the thread seemed interesting to me

 

[NewAndImproved]

You were right.

 

[Bible_Belt]

A good woman knows her place.

You're right, I am fat!

Who cares what other people think? That doesn't really matter.

If women still stayed at home instead of working, society would be better off.

You really have no idea how many guys I've been with. You think you do, but you don't.

Would you change the fvcking channel? I am so sick of listening to that b!tch cry.

No, let me kill that bug!

 

[GotED?]

This is a fooken hilarious thread.... here's my contribution:

* I am soooo sorry, my P*ssy really stink doesn't it.... you don't need to tell me.

* I love to give without expecting anything in return - you don't need to recipricate because I know my P*ssy stinks, I wouldn't eat it myself either.

* That is right, my boobs are too small and I know you like 95% of the other women's boobs and that is all right with me.

* I act like a man even though I have the body of a woman. The fact is, I wish I had a penis as well. I really do have penis envy.

* The truth is, I don't know what I want. I deserve to check into an insane asylum but because I am a woman it is just normal.

* You have no idea how many things I have lied to you about.

* I am so insecure because I am also so hot that in the beginning I just wanted you because you make me look good. Now we have fooked, I am too insecure to let you go....for now... until the next best thing comes along.

* In the end, I am a purely lazy son-of-a-*****, irresponsible, have no planning skills, no financial awareness, and looking for Capt-save-a-Ho.

 

[Mike32ct]

1. My girlfriends and I go to the club to dance with guys, not each other.

2. I like men with cats.

3. I'm a divorced woman who doesn't drive a Benz.

4. He's not good looking, but he's so confident. I'm gonna take him home.

5. I prefer a smaller house.

6. Your house is perfect as it is. I won't have you remodel the entire thing after I move in.

 

[Desdinova]

No, he's not a male friend, he's the other guy I'm fvcking.

These granny panties are so uncomfortable

I admit it, the only thing I'm good at making is reservations.

You can't trust me with your bank card and pin number

I can't trust myself with my bank card and pin number

I don't need all these shoes. I'm going to throw all of them away except for two pairs.

I have no problem with you reading Sosuave.net. They seem like a bunch of really great guys.


Hehe, I don't think I can top that last one

 

[Dominance]

-Stick it in my ass right now.

-I want sex, I just want sex (when you just met her)

-That girl over there is better looking than me, and i'm not jealous.

-If you buy me stuff I won't have sex with you but I will just keep letting you buy me stuff.

 

[GotED?]

I think Des wins with that last one.... ROTFL

 

[For_F]

I have a big pvssy hole.

 

[Love's Orphan]

"I really like teams that play counterattacking soccer much better than possession. The whole "have a strong defense, wait for the opposition to come, tackle then move the ball up to their end in less than 5 touches with just 4 fast players and score" thingy. Oh and my favorite formation is 4-5-1. Im sucking your **** in the next corner kick."

 

[Atom Smasher]

"I'm sorry, I was responsible for that."

 

[Packers2010]

4. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

being an ex gambler. there are no girls like this. i have checked.

though it did give me a boner for a second there just at the thought.

 

[Mike32ct]

I don't like to F social circle guys. F-ing people I know is creepy/sleezy.

How many foot-pounds of torque does your engine produce at 4000 RPMs?

I'm low maintenance. I just want to b@ng a few times per week.

Take my gf home. I won't c@ckblock.

I only go out with one or two gfs. I don't need a crew of 14 to go to the bar/club.

 

[pdx1138]

"that girl over there....she must really work on her body to look that good, I'm going to ask her for some advice."


I thought of this just now, recalling a chat my sister and her friend were having when we were at an awesome beach
getting some sun in a far off land.

The girl was a smoking hot 10. All they had to say were demeaning, jealous, words.
They of course were in nowhere near the shape this woman was.

 

[Jay Dee]

http://dating.uk.msn.com/edito/inde...53-secrets-girls-don-t-want-guys-to-know.html

 

[penkitten]

nothing can top the "no let me kill that bug" line. omg i wish i could stop laughing ~penkitten, bug killer @ large.

 

[Atom Smasher]

"I don't really care for that Atom Smasher."

 

[Bible_Belt]

Kitchen hand towel, bathroom hand towel - what's the difference? They're both towels.

We're out of toilet paper, but it's no big deal.

Once when I was a kid, I peed on an electric fence. Boy did that hurt.

Valentine's Day is a corporate-invented holiday to get men to spend money.

Greeting cards are a waste of paper.

I'm too old for stuffed animals.

This bed needs fewer pillows.

 

[sid_aga]

I don't care about your penis size but I wish you were a little big.

 

[YAboi]

I'm wearing this extra skimpy miniskirt and I'm going to pretend I'm offended when u ogle at me but I LOVE the attention.