"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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things women liked about you

pyros

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Let's list the kind of things that the women we banged said they liked about us. For example, in my case they've told me:

a) I am punctual.
b) I call, text, meet them when I said I would. (instead of playing games, being informal...etc)
c) I am very clean.
d) I smell good.
e) I talk a lot so silences in conversations do not happen lol
f) I dress well.


what about you?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LMFAO

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I got the feeling the last girlfriend liked the big c0ck and nothing else.
 

JohnyTheArrow

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pyros said:
Let's list the kind of things that the women we banged said they liked about us. For example, in my case they've told me:

a) I am punctual.
b) I call, text, meet them when I said I would. (instead of playing games, being informal...etc)
c) I am very clean.
d) I smell good.
e) I talk a lot so silences in conversations do not happen lol
f) I dress well.


what about you?
 

GS750

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One chick wanted to make a mold of my c0ck. That counts?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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sylvester the cat

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In guessing OP is unemployed as his money wasn't on their list of likes. :whistle:
 

Yorkex

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- Good sex & know how to use my penis
- reserved and rarely panic in situations
- I have a smooth voice and character
- Positive that I always find a way/ solution
- My height and body frame
- " Apparently I don't act my age , I seem to move way older than I am " :/


The cons
- Mean and inconsiderate
- I don't talk a lot and they like to talk
- Need to show more emotion and make them feel wanted
- I flirt with too many girls
 

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- Have a job
- Don't live in Mom's basement
- Have a vehicle
- Can give em the big fat O
- Not afraid to stand up to anyone no matter size or status
- My access to information
- Can make humor out of a rock if I have to
 

No.Danny

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logicallefty said:
- Have a job
- Don't live in Mom's basement
- Have a vehicle
- Can give em the big fat O
- Not afraid to stand up to anyone no matter size or status
- My access to information
- Can make humor out of a rock if I have to
How dare you take all the credit, I'll let you know some rocks are pretty hilarious
 

hockeyfreak79

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GS750 said:
One chick wanted to make a mold of my c0ck. That counts?

An ex told me the same, probably the only time I've ever been kind of creeped out but ego stroked @ same time.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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expos

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- Witty
- Crazy Absurd Humor
- Height / Face
- Calm under pressure
- Creative
 

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No.Danny said:
How dare you take all the credit, I'll let you know some rocks are pretty hilarious
:crackup: I keep a rock in my pocket all the time for when I date boring women.

HB: "What's the rock for?"

Lefty: "I'm bored" :crackup:
 
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