"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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things women liked about you

pyros

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Let's list the kind of things that the women we banged said they liked about us. For example, in my case they've told me:

a) I am punctual.
b) I call, text, meet them when I said I would. (instead of playing games, being informal...etc)
c) I am very clean.
d) I smell good.
e) I talk a lot so silences in conversations do not happen lol
f) I dress well.


what about you?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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LMFAO

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I got the feeling the last girlfriend liked the big c0ck and nothing else.
 

JohnyTheArrow

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pyros said:
Let's list the kind of things that the women we banged said they liked about us. For example, in my case they've told me:

a) I am punctual.
b) I call, text, meet them when I said I would. (instead of playing games, being informal...etc)
c) I am very clean.
d) I smell good.
e) I talk a lot so silences in conversations do not happen lol
f) I dress well.


what about you?
 

GS750

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One chick wanted to make a mold of my c0ck. That counts?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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sylvester the cat

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In guessing OP is unemployed as his money wasn't on their list of likes. :whistle:
 

Yorkex

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- Good sex & know how to use my penis
- reserved and rarely panic in situations
- I have a smooth voice and character
- Positive that I always find a way/ solution
- My height and body frame
- " Apparently I don't act my age , I seem to move way older than I am " :/


The cons
- Mean and inconsiderate
- I don't talk a lot and they like to talk
- Need to show more emotion and make them feel wanted
- I flirt with too many girls
 

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- Have a job
- Don't live in Mom's basement
- Have a vehicle
- Can give em the big fat O
- Not afraid to stand up to anyone no matter size or status
- My access to information
- Can make humor out of a rock if I have to
 

No.Danny

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logicallefty said:
- Have a job
- Don't live in Mom's basement
- Have a vehicle
- Can give em the big fat O
- Not afraid to stand up to anyone no matter size or status
- My access to information
- Can make humor out of a rock if I have to
How dare you take all the credit, I'll let you know some rocks are pretty hilarious
 

hockeyfreak79

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GS750 said:
One chick wanted to make a mold of my c0ck. That counts?

An ex told me the same, probably the only time I've ever been kind of creeped out but ego stroked @ same time.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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expos

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- Witty
- Crazy Absurd Humor
- Height / Face
- Calm under pressure
- Creative
 

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No.Danny said:
How dare you take all the credit, I'll let you know some rocks are pretty hilarious
:crackup: I keep a rock in my pocket all the time for when I date boring women.

HB: "What's the rock for?"

Lefty: "I'm bored" :crackup:
 
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