"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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things to say while im having sex

Sato21m

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My gf gets crazy when I talk to her while we are doing it. BUt I dont like to repeat what i say.
So post what ever u say while ur doing it. Words that drive them crazy.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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depends on the girl... ive called them everything from dirty sluts, to im all the way inside you with a finger in your @sshole and im about to c_um all over your tight pu$$ey, *then she cums*
 

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"good girl"

Every time she does something good, or she enjoys what you do to her just say "good girl".... "you're such a good girl"

drives them wild! I have field tested this on many women. "AHHHH AHHHH I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME THAT!!!!"

:woo:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Here are a few that the ladies love!!!!!!!!

"the tightness of your vaginal orifice gives my phallus extreme sexual pleasure!"

"my concupiscence for your resplendent body knows no realistic bounds!"

"turn around; I'd like to ejaculate upon your sweet countenance!"

"my sexual organ is fully engorged with blood. Spread your thighs 24.8 inches and I will penetrate your damp love tunnel!"

"mmmmm. I'd rate your posterior at 2.5 standard deviations above the norm, baby"

"Those large bouncing breasts will provide quality milk for our offspring should I happen to knock you up!!!!"
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Depends on the girl, but if she's anything like me grunt-like noises and noises that show you're enjoying it always work. Say her name in a needy way; lots of "oh"s and the like.
 

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"Enjoy your AIDS."

"Did I mention the video camera?"

"I want a baby!"

"You're good enough to do this for a living!"

"It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!"

"You look younger than you feel."

"What tampon? :nervous:"

"Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?"
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Is this where we train nerds those needed words that's normally automatically said in the throes of passion?
 

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Each time my gf has an O I say “oh ya kitty cat happy” or “there she goes again can’t resist my c0ck”, something like that. I’ve never had trouble giving a woman at least one O but this one now holy fvck, 2 is a slow night. 5-6-7 average. Fvcking incredible. o_O
 

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"Did I turn the stove off"?
"Did I remember to mail that bill"?
"What was the name of that movie I wanted to see"?

I'm joking, but thinking of mundane things helps to last longer.
My favorite thing to do is watch TV during sex, but girls don't seem to like that for some reason.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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