things to say while im having sex

[Sato21m]

My gf gets crazy when I talk to her while we are doing it. BUt I dont like to repeat what i say.
So post what ever u say while ur doing it. Words that drive them crazy.

 

[Weak_Game]

depends on the girl... ive called them everything from dirty sluts, to im all the way inside you with a finger in your @sshole and im about to c_um all over your tight pu$$ey, *then she cums*

 

[tryin 2 play]

I say "uh" every single time i thrust. they love it.

 

[Fash]

"good girl"

Every time she does something good, or she enjoys what you do to her just say "good girl".... "you're such a good girl"

drives them wild! I have field tested this on many women. "AHHHH AHHHH I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME THAT!!!!"

:woo:

 

[Badmannaz]

ask her questions...

you like it wen i f*ck u like that?? how about that?? you like that??

$hit like that always wworks

 

[Stud]

"my **** feels like corn"

"taste the rainbow"

 

[Nex]

"my **** feels like corn"

"taste the rainbow"

:crackup:

 

[Unregistered]

Here are a few that the ladies love!!!!!!!!

"the tightness of your vaginal orifice gives my phallus extreme sexual pleasure!"

"my concupiscence for your resplendent body knows no realistic bounds!"

"turn around; I'd like to ejaculate upon your sweet countenance!"

"my sexual organ is fully engorged with blood. Spread your thighs 24.8 inches and I will penetrate your damp love tunnel!"

"mmmmm. I'd rate your posterior at 2.5 standard deviations above the norm, baby"

"Those large bouncing breasts will provide quality milk for our offspring should I happen to knock you up!!!!"

 

[MightyMate]

Dissin makes em crazy. I dont joke.

 

[Unregistered]

"This is great validation for both of us. My self-esteem is going up faster than my penis did!!!"

 

[peel slowly]

Depends on the girl, but if she's anything like me grunt-like noises and noises that show you're enjoying it always work. Say her name in a needy way; lots of "oh"s and the like.

 

[Killer_Demo]

i slap her ass then call her a dirty slut

 

[bingo_]

kum on her and say "i got aids by the way"

 

[Nex]

"Enjoy your AIDS."

"Did I mention the video camera?"

"I want a baby!"

"You're good enough to do this for a living!"

"It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!"

"You look younger than you feel."

"What tampon? :nervous:"

"Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?"

 

[Stoic]

bump

 

[Spaz]

Is this where we train nerds those needed words that's normally automatically said in the throes of passion?

 

[Chi Town]

Is this where we train nerds those needed words that's normally automatically said in the throes of passion?

Take it easy on em spaz lol

 

[logicallefty]

Each time my gf has an O I say “oh ya kitty cat happy” or “there she goes again can’t resist my c0ck”, something like that. I’ve never had trouble giving a woman at least one O but this one now holy fvck, 2 is a slow night. 5-6-7 average. Fvcking incredible.

 

[Bible_Belt]

"shhhhh.......ain't no cars coming."

 

[zekko]

"Did I turn the stove off"?
"Did I remember to mail that bill"?
"What was the name of that movie I wanted to see"?

I'm joking, but thinking of mundane things helps to last longer.
My favorite thing to do is watch TV during sex, but girls don't seem to like that for some reason.