Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Things I've learnt- tips for you!

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Wehey! It's learning made easy! Here's a bunch of things I've learnt as of recent, for your general amusement and use!

No.1) DON'T GET HOOKED UP ON THE LITTLE THINGS. WHICH ARE PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING.
I got ill recently, and as such lost a lot of my energy. Still have it actually, pissing me off, anyway- I've done less weights, cared less about my clothes, and been a bit of a bum in most departments really. Not through choice though, but still, I found it really didn't make that much of a difference, at all. Lesson: it all comes from you. Don't look at your clothes, your body and other pissy **** as stuff that will make you a man. YOU MAKE YOU A MAN. Make sure you look nice, cut your nails, and wear clothes that suit you, but never think they'll change your world. Don't get caught up in the bull**** about "what cologne do I wear?" or "How do you dress?" that occasionally crops up on this site.

No.2) SCHOOL KICKS ASS
Quit whineing. If you're on the state system, you're being given a free ticket to a good job, social contacts, and a whole bunch of stuff to do, and even a library and **** load of computers to **** about with. If you really hate it, change- it's your life, take control. Find somewhere that agrees with you, and bleed the place white. Take all the courses you can manage, learn as much as you can there, meet as many people as you can. If not, sure whine all you like- just shut the **** up when you're serving me a big Mac in 10 years...

No.3) PEOPLE ARE STUPID
Beware, you let your guard down for one second and actually listen to what people say about you and you can totally screw yourself up. Take most people's opinions are pointless jibber-jabber. What is on this site is basic law. Examples? I decided to do a nice guy run in my art lesson, getting girls their equipment for them, going out of my way to make sure they were happy. I gave it 20 minutes before they'd stop even saying thank you. In reality it took 5. Act nice- become doormat, simple as that newbies! Look at what people do.

No.4) DEATH COMES TO HE WHO WAITS
I want it- I want it now. You can too with new and improved Cloud anti-patience pills! Along with grasping the whole school opertunity, comes grasping it quickly. You only have so much time, and that is time that need not be wasted with losers and AFCs. Sure, they're perfectly fine people, but if you want to achieve and they simply lurch unmotivated from one opertunity to the next, you should just take it. Think about it this way: "Queues were made to be jumped". You only have so much time on this earth, and that time waits for no man.

No.5) THE THREE POINTS OF MAN
...which deserves its own little post...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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nice post cloud

i like how u've taken the time to structure it to make easy reading

gav
 

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heavy post bruv, wherever you are you should work hard at school, even more if your parents are paying for it. It is your best chance to get ahead, jsut dont apply to Oxford and cut me up.
 

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Here are a few things I've learned as well. These won't make girls flock to you but they will get you into a good college so you can make money, which will attract them.

1. How to spell.
2. How to use correct grammar.
3. The proper way to write a complete sentence.
 

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So is it color or colour, i never really got that spelling. Or plow or plough or newbie or n00b.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Erm, sorry just wanted to clarify: bogman are you saying I can't spell, use grammar, or construct a scentence? I don't mind if you are, I just can't tell if that was an insult or advice!

Cheers, sorry I'm having a slow week.
 
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