Maximus_Decimus
Don Juan
- Joined
- Feb 10, 2003
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Guys, next time a hot chick/girlfriend asks you for something, if you don't feel like responding with "NO" or countering with a ****y & funny line (which both work well), ask her a question along the lines of: WHAT DO I GET OUT OF IT?
Examples:
Her: Can you buy me a drink?
You: If you run towards the centre of those group of people, twirl around 3 times on one foot, and then flash your t*tties back at me, yes, I can.
Her: Can you help me with my homework?
You: Hmm, I really like that sandwhich in your bag. How about you let me take a bite out of it first, and I'll consider helping you out with your homework later?
Her: Can you give me a ride home?
You: No problem. I'm looking for somebody to pay for my gas anyways. I'm glad you volunteered.
Stop supplicating.
Stand up for yourself.
She has to work for you.
There is no such thing as a free lunch!
Maximus_Decimus
Examples:
Her: Can you buy me a drink?
You: If you run towards the centre of those group of people, twirl around 3 times on one foot, and then flash your t*tties back at me, yes, I can.
Her: Can you help me with my homework?
You: Hmm, I really like that sandwhich in your bag. How about you let me take a bite out of it first, and I'll consider helping you out with your homework later?
Her: Can you give me a ride home?
You: No problem. I'm looking for somebody to pay for my gas anyways. I'm glad you volunteered.
Stop supplicating.
Stand up for yourself.
She has to work for you.
There is no such thing as a free lunch!
Maximus_Decimus