Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

Read more...

Then versus now.

Vulpine

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 18, 2006
Messages
2,514
Reaction score
134
Age
51
Location
The Castle Fox
I've been waiting to get a link posted for you guys for a long time.

We've talked about how bad advertising sucks, how "days gone by" have been different, and the feminization of society for a long time. We have had all sorts of posts to youtube movies of bad commercials, links to articles, and lots of negative examples. We've never really had anything good to compare to or contrast the bad examples.

Well, a long time ago when I was working at a graphics joint downtown by the university on 3rd shift, a young woman placed an order and left her marketing textbook overnight. I got to skimming through and checking old ads when I found one that I HAD to have. I enlarged it, pasted a picture of my face in it, and it hangs framed on the wall at my place. The text is glorious, and the caption, although it seems to be an attempt to mock, comes off as envious...

Behold!

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/1849/vanheusenhl3.jpg

Ahhh... :rockon:
You're welcome, guys.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

wayword

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 13, 2006
Messages
1,477
Reaction score
21
Location
BFE
Vulpine said:
Haven't the tables turned in 1 generation of feminism! Any man who thinks we have it better off today with women is a fool. We basically traded quantity for quality.

What would be cool is if you can find (shouldn't be too hard) some contemporary ad showing a man supplicating to a woman for clear contrast.

I also think we should start a graphic poster campaign showing the bloody sacrifices and heroic struggles men have had to make - to counteract all the feminist propaganda harping on the *sob* "domestic oppression" women have had to "suffer" from.
 

Vulpine

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 18, 2006
Messages
2,514
Reaction score
134
Age
51
Location
The Castle Fox

penkitten

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 14, 2001
Messages
8,256
Reaction score
236
Age
49
Location
at our house
took alot of work there vulpine to find all those links.
 

Vulpine

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 18, 2006
Messages
2,514
Reaction score
134
Age
51
Location
The Castle Fox
Uh... just upload, cut, paste... quite simple. I had all the art already (grapics industry job).

What do you think of the tie ad, penkitten? Hmmm? No comment? I wouldn't blame you... any woman that comes to my place and sees that gem hanging on the wall is like:

:eek:

Then...

:cuss:

But, after learning after many arguements, I now say: "Hold on." Then I go in my room, put on a nice shirt and tie, come out and say, "There's the kitchen, get to it." *point*

If they proceed to :cuss: I calmly ask, "No?" *point to the door* "Then, get to it."

I don't care to hang around femi-freaks, much less listen to them tell me what's what. Get into a big winded argument about an ad from 1951? OUT! OUT! OUT!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

Vulpine

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 18, 2006
Messages
2,514
Reaction score
134
Age
51
Location
The Castle Fox
YES!!!!

That's what I'm talkin' about, right there!
:rockon:

...and Man! How that fine Van Heusen sewmanship holds it's shape!

Damn I need to go buy some Van Heusen shirts and ties now. Wow.
 

Vulpine

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 18, 2006
Messages
2,514
Reaction score
134
Age
51
Location
The Castle Fox
Speaking of Van Heusen, someone said they had an awesome superbowl ad. Anyone seen it or have a link?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

Vulpine

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 18, 2006
Messages
2,514
Reaction score
134
Age
51
Location
The Castle Fox
Thanks, kyphan.

That was somewhat sweet. Coming off the elevator and the woman has coffee waiting for him... but tame in comparison.

I supose. Don't need the feminazi's spaming PR's servers. :rolleyes:

No wait, considering the times, that was a hella-awesome commercial!

I love how Van Heusen attempted to SNEAK in the signals past the women.
Subliminal advertising? (COVERT! CLASSY! LOVE IT!)

See the chick in the car in the beginning? Now, when the guy has his hand on the pool table - look close. Then, in the office, the chick by the door in the hall? Watch the eyes of the secretary as the guy goes by (albeit in reverse). Now, see who is in bed at the end (beginning)? A blonde. Same one who picked him up that night, right? Look again.

HAHAHA LMAO - SNEAKY! :cheer: Go Van Heusen!
 

kyphan

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Oct 11, 2006
Messages
216
Reaction score
0
I had a hunch you would enjoy it.

It's too bad Van Heusen no longer makes quality clothing - at least, what they sell in the USA is less than desirable.
 

Mind_Body_Soul

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Mar 30, 2004
Messages
281
Reaction score
1
Age
45
Location
A-Town PA USA
Holy sh1t Vupline! That picture "show her it's a man's world" is the best! Do you possibly have a link to the original without your mug on it ;)
 

Bad_Lil'Pixie

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Oct 27, 2005
Messages
253
Reaction score
5
*singing*
I can bring home the bacon,
fry it up in the pan
and never let you forget you're a man
'cause I'm a woooommmmmaaaan!
*end song*


I just couldn't resist that!!

Happy Friday, t-minus 7 hours til 5 and I am counting down!

Peace, Pix
 

Vulpine

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 18, 2006
Messages
2,514
Reaction score
134
Age
51
Location
The Castle Fox
Mind_Body_Soul said:
Holy sh1t Vupline! That picture "show her it's a man's world" is the best! Do you possibly have a link to the original without your mug on it ;)
Now why on earth would you want the original? It's FAR better with my mug on there!

Unfortunately, MBS, that's what I've got. I pulled it out of the frame to scan it. Since it's a done deal, I didn't keep the steps, and the original was in a book.

But, I urge you to run an exhaustive search to track down an "original original" and share it with us. The version I had was scanned to go into a book, then once I got ahold of it, enlarged, then enlarged, then enlarged again - so the quality is 5th generation suck. If you did happen to stumble across an original, I imagine there would be a jackpot of other awesome ads along with it. Make it a mission dude, help us out!

BLP, :mad:
That damn song was in my head yesterday when I revisited this thread. That's the fu<ker that I blame all this crap advertising on! That b!tch started this mess!
...Awww-shou-leee! GRRRRR! I HATE YOU, BLP! I HATE YOU-I HATE YOU-I HATE CHOOOooo....
*runs to room, slams door, throws self face-down on bed sobbing*
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

Read more...

Bad_Lil'Pixie

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Oct 27, 2005
Messages
253
Reaction score
5
Vulpine said:
BLP, :mad:
That damn song was in my head yesterday when I revisited this thread. That's the fu<ker that I blame all this crap advertising on! That b!tch started this mess!
...Awww-shou-leee! GRRRRR! I HATE YOU, BLP! I HATE YOU-I HATE YOU-I HATE CHOOOooo....
*runs to room, slams door, throws self face-down on bed sobbing*
Here now sweetie, this one will make it all better.....

Helen Reddy - I Am Woman

Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
Oh, I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
 

Vulpine

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 18, 2006
Messages
2,514
Reaction score
134
Age
51
Location
The Castle Fox
Sweet! It's the "X-mas T3chn0co10r xtended remix"! I'm tranced-out on all the pretty colors! :rockon:

Nice score, MBS!

If you hit "back" at the bottom of the Van Heusen page... that's where the goldmine starts:
http://www.geocities.com/RodeoDrive/4026/ads/arrowad.html
That arrow "dynamics" ad is teh dopeshow! "You understand dynamics. ...Wear it, Man! Wear it!" :up:

As for you BLP:
:moon:

Helen Reddy - I Am Woman (Back2Erf Vulpine Mix)

Oh yes I am wise when I ask my friends what to do
But it's wisdom born of emotion
Yes, I've paid the price for not using logic
Now look how much weight I gained
If I have to I can face anything with tears in my eyes
I am strong (unless I need a jar of pickles opened)
I am invincible (unless I break a nail)
I am woman
Dammit! I am woman! Aren't you even listening to me?
I AM INVINCIBLE!
I AM STRONG!
 

Vulpine

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 18, 2006
Messages
2,514
Reaction score
134
Age
51
Location
The Castle Fox
HB: "So, what do you do for a living?"
V: "I'm a butt model for 'moon' emoticons."
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

Read more...

Top