"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Themed parties!

toddC

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Okay, well my friends and I want to organize a themed party. Obvioulsy there will be liquor there and sh*t. Anyways we have NO idea of what the theme should be about.

So far we know of Toga party theme, black and white, and CEO's and corporate Ho's.

We don't want to do any of these as tehy are used so much. What are some other theme ideas?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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shiningshadow

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Fvck that, pirates and ninjas.
 

Ace of Flames

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but what will the girls be?

besides, i dont think there is a need to start up the age old debate of pirates and ninjas. lol.
 

oakraiderz2

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uhh...beach party, jello wrestling, hot sexy b*tches gettin naked.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Ace of Flames

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Originally posted by oakraiderz2
jello wrestling, hot sexy b*tches gettin naked.
party themes, not porno themes, lol.

u cant have much of a party with everyone focused on the boobs in the jello. u gotta have the proper circulation! hahaha
 

toddC

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i think were doing jungle theme lol...just so we can have jungle juice haah...umm now what can girls and guys dress up as for thsi

obviously tarzan and jane but what else?
 

Ace of Flames

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hope its not cold out there, since if everyone is just in their loincloths and furry bras, it probably wont go over too well. and i cant think of much else u can be with that theme. a monkey girl? no thanks...

i dunno, whatever works for u.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DJ4Real

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Originally posted by toddC
i think were doing jungle theme lol...just so we can have jungle juice haah...umm now what can girls and guys dress up as for thsi

obviously tarzan and jane but what else?
Jungle theme is limited.
 

SlyD4rK

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Originally posted by Ace of Flames
besides, i dont think there is a need to start up the age old debate of pirates and ninjas. lol.
ROFL long live the pirates....

as for theme ideas...the possiblities are endless

50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, even 90s, disco, pirates, jungle idea is good but limited, pimps and hos, togas/roman, surfers, western, hawaiian, etc.

watch Van Wilder...you'll find some ideas there
 

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Lingerie Party.
 

08aisaac

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I like pimps and hoes personally.
I also like Ninja's better than pirates. Especially Turtle Ninjas. They kick your ass times ten.
I'm not really good with parties, so I dunno.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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