"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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the worst lie a girl has ever told you...

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chance

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just thought it would be fun to hear the dumb lies you've heard from girls. post them here:

here's one from me:

me:
call my number im trying to see if my phone is still broken.

her:
i dont know you though im not giving you my number

me:
set it on private then

her:
i dont know how. sorry.


some girls are idiots. i actually prefer when they say: "i dont like you go away" instead of lame lies.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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War Against Betaism

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"I'll call you back later" which they NEVER EVER EVER do. I've actually called a girl out on this one time and told her "You're not gonna call back," and just hanged up without letting her respond.
 
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last moment before meeting up:

"hey sorry i cant go today my friend is sick and im looking after her." wtf?
 
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Mine was when the girl was 24 y.o

I am innocent virgin who has never gone out before in my life.

Only guy that is allowed to touch me is my brother and he always plays with my knees at night.

I have never let a guy touch me before in my life.

I don't where babies come from.

Later when a friend of mine did her, he asked her, you don't seem like a virgin. She told him that her brother "who is a doctor" did a pap smear on her that is why she is not a virgin anymore.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"Yes, I'm on birth control."

Then, 45 seconds after I shoot my load into her: "I'm sorry, I kinda lied, I'm not really on the pill."

B---- then made ME pay for the Plan B pill, but I didn't fight her on it 'cause it sure as s--- beats 18 years of child support.
 
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"I really wanted to hang out but I promised my friends I would hang out with them tonight"
The week before that had been like "my moms not letting me go out tonight." Every week i would ask and she would think of some terrible excuse as to why she cant hang out.


Ill give a little sucess story that came from this. Shortly after she said this to me I stumbled apon this site(like a week or so later) and I found the balls to next my onitis of 3 years after reading some articles on here. Only 3 months later her friend calls telling me she is sick for me and wants me back.

The site changed the way I held myself and acted and she obviously noticed.

Now we have been dating for about 6 months and she has yet to flake on me.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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oh... why dont you spend your time working on your game insteading of wasting it on wondering about stupid crap.
 
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john paul

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Why waste your time telling us this is stupid crap?

Oh nevermind your completely right. Anything that isnt improving our game is a waste of time.

You have a great view on life.

Stop spending time on this site because you obviously know everything there is to know
 
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