Sir Drinksalot
Don Juan
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Back in college, my friends and I developed this rating scale to descibe women we met who the others hadn't seen yet (from skinniest to fattest):
1) Anorexic
2) Skinny
3) *NIZA*
4) Could lose a couple
5) NEEDS to work out
6) Chubby
7) Fat
8) Obese
9) Oh my God, I can't even look at it
This scale will accurately describe the weight and build of any woman.
#3 is of course a woman's perfect, optimal weight.
*NIZA* is to be said in a slightly growling tone approximating an Italian accent, as in "thats-a one *NIZA* dish of-a spaghetti!"
It should be pointed out that, sadly, women with extremely small breasts can never achieve the *NIZA* ideal - because t1tties are NIZA. These women cross right over from "skinny" to "could lose a couple."
1) Anorexic
2) Skinny
3) *NIZA*
4) Could lose a couple
5) NEEDS to work out
6) Chubby
7) Fat
8) Obese
9) Oh my God, I can't even look at it
This scale will accurately describe the weight and build of any woman.
#3 is of course a woman's perfect, optimal weight.
*NIZA* is to be said in a slightly growling tone approximating an Italian accent, as in "thats-a one *NIZA* dish of-a spaghetti!"
It should be pointed out that, sadly, women with extremely small breasts can never achieve the *NIZA* ideal - because t1tties are NIZA. These women cross right over from "skinny" to "could lose a couple."