"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The Wagner Fat Scale for rating women

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Back in college, my friends and I developed this rating scale to descibe women we met who the others hadn't seen yet (from skinniest to fattest):

1) Anorexic
2) Skinny
3) *NIZA*
4) Could lose a couple
5) NEEDS to work out
6) Chubby
7) Fat
8) Obese
9) Oh my God, I can't even look at it

This scale will accurately describe the weight and build of any woman.

#3 is of course a woman's perfect, optimal weight.

*NIZA* is to be said in a slightly growling tone approximating an Italian accent, as in "thats-a one *NIZA* dish of-a spaghetti!"

It should be pointed out that, sadly, women with extremely small breasts can never achieve the *NIZA* ideal - because t1tties are NIZA. These women cross right over from "skinny" to "could lose a couple."
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Replace #3 with "Fit" and you got a good scale. NIZA reminds me of PIZZA and that isn't a pretty shape for a girl.
 
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DJF or John said:
POLL!!!

Stop fvcking posting!

You have reading to do, READ!
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Hi, my name is Poll,
and you are a Troll
So kiss my hairy ass....
Yea, this is how I roll. :moon:
 
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damn bro, i think i found trolls
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Kev07 said:
anyways, i would switch chubby with NEEDS to work out.
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Really? See once she hits chubby she is literally falling off the attractiveness cliff. IMO before they get to Chubby, damn 3itch, you NEEED to work out!

I should find photos to go with each category.
 
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